I guess I’m podfading. Formula gets rewarded. Originality gets punished, unless it falls in line. Capitalism is great. I can pay my bills if I make porn. When I try to do something of social value, it’s expected of me to do it for free or barely anything. People have told me, “Make a DVD. [...]

Jesus. I just realized I haven’t posted for over a year! I guess I should post more frequently.

My friend often speaks of obesity as an agressive act. I am on the 78 montrose bus. I was sitting comfortably in my seat when a member of said farkenspestulance sat on the seat in front of me, doing so with no sympathy whatsoever for his seat. It crushed my knees. 50 years ago this [...]

A lot of people, most of whom are not geeks or vloggers or podcasters, tell me, “I don’t know what to watch” with respect to videoblogs. So I made this. it’s just a simple list of episodes, NOT vlogs or feeds, that I liked and think others would like as well. For me this is [...]

So I’ve been doing fewer Eclectic News Briefs and more Ax Madge episodes. The reason is two-fold. A) It’s easier to write ax madge. and B) I get more feedback and positive reactions from Ax Madge. I may faze out ENB altogether. It is a ton of work and while it generates many many downloads [...]

To say that I am unhappy with the service that I get from citibank/mastercard is an understatement. When I’m at home in the USA everything works fine. I can use the card, which by the way, represents *MY* money not Citibanks, to pay for whatever I want. However, when using my Citibank card while abroad. [...]

I had to do this for a conference and thought I’d post it in case someone wants to encorporate it into my wikipedia bio. I don’t touch my wikipedia bio, nor did I write it in the first place, since people go off on you for that. Richard Bluestein is a podcaster primarily known for [...]

Monday, April 9, 2007 http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof040907/YR564.mp3 Madge talks about taxes, the iran situation, neoconservatives, and fat people getting the heimlich manoever. Wed., April 11, 2007 http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof040907/yr567sirius.mp3 Special Madge MashUp special for the sirius audience. Lots of strange music put together in strange but disturbing ways. Sat, April 14 2007 http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof040907/yr569.mp3 This is the audio of a [...]

Monday YR551 Don’t Kill Yourself http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof031207/yr551sirius.mp3 Madge Walks around the house babbling psychotically about topics ranging from depression to dieting. Also, madge makes yogurt to cure yeast during the program. Wednesday YR552: THE VAGINA IS OPEN AND WET SO IT’S TIME TO MOVE IT ON IN, HON2THENAY! http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof031207/yr552sirius.mp3 Madge complains about the 2008 presidential election, [...]

Monday, 03.05.07, yr546 SHOW LINK: http://www.syphill.us/sirius/weekof030507/yr546sirius.mp3 BLOG LINK: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=1019 SYNOPSIS: Madge catches up with her voice mails and hears from old friends including CHeryl Mercowsky, Sharon from Tampon, Roger Smalls, and a special ancient poem about another whore named Madge read by melissa Gira of whorecast.com. Also, voice mail from Mrs. X and Special Delivery [...]

I’m going to PodCamp NYC April 5-6 2007.

week of monday feb 12: 2/12/07: YR528 Show Link:  http://www.syphill.us/sirius/weekof021207/yr528sirius.mp3 Blog Link: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=989 Madge does her stream of cunjuiceness and takes calls from Roger Smalls and Blay Horowitz, who tells Madge how can she can improve her depression by diverting her attention to her pussy lips. Also- some old bad comedy from the records. 02/14/07 [...]

videoblogging : Message: Re: [videoblogging] Recommendations for lav mic and lights? Go to Home Depot or Target and look for halogen work lights. Get a set of two mounted on a tripod. It’ll cost something like $40 for the whole kit with 1000W total (two 500-W lights). The halogens are too stark to aim directly [...]

Shows are at 9:00PM Pacific Standard Time, the first half hour of hour 3 of Adam Curry’s Podshow on Sirius Stars Channel 102. Subscribe to Sirius! It’s great- I especially LOVE Playboy Radio, Richard Simmons and of course Howard Stern. Show for 01/15/07 (Monday) YR515 SHOW LINK: http://www.syphill.us/sirius/weekof011507/yr515sirius.mp3 BLOG LINK: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=970 SYNOPSIS: Madge and Cheryl’s [...]

ISRAEL has drawn up secret plans to destroy Iran’s uranium enrichment facilities with tactical nuclear weapons.Two Israeli air force squadrons are training to blow up an Iranian facility using low-yield nuclear “bunker-busters�?, according to several Israeli military sources.The attack would be the first with nuclear weapons since 1945, when the United States dropped atomic bombs [...]

Pope Benedict XVI preached last week against legal recognition of same-sex couples. “This tacitly accredits those dismal theories that strip all relevance from the masculinity and femininity of the human being as though it were purely a biological issue,” he said. Reuters quoted the pontiff as saying, “Theories ‘according to which man should be able [...]

Shows are at 9:00PM Pacific Standard Time, the first half hour of hour 3 of Adam Curry’s Podshow on Sirius Stars Channel 102. Subscribe to Sirius! It’s great- I especially LOVE Playboy Radio, Richard Simmons and of course Howard Stern. NOTE: The Monday and Saturday shows from last week with Ryanne and Jay did not [...]

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Nottinghamshire | Eggs-perts rule on chicken riddle “I would argue it is a chicken egg if it has a chicken in it,” said Prof Papineau. “If a kangaroo laid an egg from which an ostrich hatched, that would surely be an ostrich egg, not a kangaroo egg,” he [...]

504 melturd, gay expat, rupert (sweet tea makes back hurt) SHOW LINK:   http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof122506/yr504sirius.mp3 BLOG LINK: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=953 SYNOPSIS:  Andy Melton answers the question we all want answered: Why does sweet tea make your back hurt. Also, ANdy complains about how much it sucks to weigh close to 400 lbs. Lots of fun banter as Madge harasses [...]

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This may be of interest to Madge fans: Scripting News: 10/4/2006 Of course archive.org has the backup for Trade Secrets that I was looking for. I’m going to download copies here. Even the feed for the site is missing lots of stuff. Thank heavens for archive.org. (Postscript: The archive.org links to the MP3s are junk. [...]